Pizza 2

Asa strode into the Pizza Hut they had ordered from, scowling at the man at the counter. Her look could kill lesser man, but the poor manager who was working that day had been pretty bored, and ignored the fact that death was staring him directly in the face.


Instead, he took in the outfit she wore. Or, mostly, two pieces of it. A pink, frilly tutu, and a fancy tiara made of cheap plastic on her head. He opened his mouth to say something, but only got a cold, malicious, “Don’t say a damn thing,” back.


Unfortunately, he was still bored, so he just grinned and said, “Alright, your majesty.”


Kell tapped Sarah’s shoulder as the they all watched from Dave’s car Asa picking up the pizza. “I thought I wasn’t allowed to hurt people, so why is Asa allowed to grab that man like that?”


Sarah swallowed hard, feeling a little sick as she watched her admittedly crass friend scream so loud they could hear the muffled shouts from where they were parked outside. “Um… Well, you see, Asa has something we call anger issues, and, um… We have to acknowledge that those people need help and not to be antagonized. This is an example of someone antagonizing her… I hope.”


Dave merely leaned back in his chair, still smiling from the look on Asa’s face when she saw the two accessories, and a slight chuckle escaping him as he still didn’t have to tell her why he had them.


All that mattered was that he had them, and she wasn’t allowed to take them off until they got back home.

I believe this is still the shortest post I’ve written. I try to avoid ones this short as I feel it risks having been able to be a part of the last post, but I liked leaving the suspense about the outfit for now.


Pizza 1

“Well, I mean, pepperoni is almost always good.”


“Yeah, but it’s so strong, and it might drown out the peppers.”


“I already said no to peppers. I think they’re wastes of space anyways.”


“Asa! You know how much I like the crisp they add though!”


“You don’t get pizza for ‘crisp’! Who does that? Who would ever do that?”


Dave raised an eyebrow at the two girls who were sitting on his couch as he came back in from the garage. While he could claim to have many questions, most of them were irrelevant. They were talking about pizza, so now all that mattered was pizza. Otherwise you risked a real fright breaking out when someone suggests grabbing Taco Bell to go or something for lunch.


Then again, that might just be a construction thing.


He waved the worry away before leaning against the hallway wall, as he had come in from the back/kitchen, and Asa and Sarah were on the couch in the living room. “So, why are you two getting pizza?”


Sarah chirped up, “Three, and it’s because customarily, when one moves, they get pizza and share it with their friends. We just need to decide on a type of pizza, especially while using our limited funds.”


Asa then piped up with, “Which means probably a large, three topping pizza, with no peppers!”


“But Asa!”


Dave smirked a little as the two began bickering again. “Shouldn’t you ask Kell what she wants if she’s getting the pizza too?”


Asa spoke first with, “She didn’t earn any of the money, and besides, it’s pretty easy to know that Kell wants meat. The fact that she likes bread surprises me with the shark’s maw she can possess at times.”


Sarah smiled a little at the memories of her friend surprising her with some of her modifications, before adding, “Besides, decision making like this and debates makes Kell’s head hurt, so we didn’t want to inconvenience her.”


“Okay… but then why does Asa get a voice in this when, from what I’ve heard, Sarah is the only one of you three whose worked?”


Asa opened her mouth before clamping it shut and glaring daggers at Dave. Sarah instead just took this as her trump card and shouted out, “So we’re getting peppers!”


“God damnit.”


Dave shook his head, before walking towards a desk that was in the corner of the room. It was an oddity amongst the rest of the downstairs. Not because a desk didn’t belong, especially a fine crafted, wooden one like this, but because it had a desktop computer on top of it. One Asa had already looked at and cringed because of when she saw it had all of two gigs of RAM.


Now though, Dave got onto it and began to search for something while also pulling out a pen and paper. “Why don’t you two just both tell me what sort of pizza you’d like, and I can get us all three mediums or something, especially since you’re gonna need my van anyways. That is, unless you planned to bring everything back on foot.”


Both of the girls stopped for a moment, before Sarah began with, “Wow, that would be wonderful. Thank-”


“So what do you want in return?”


“Asa! This man has been kind enough to welcome us into his home. You should not so quickly think that-”


“No, she’s right.” Dave smirked at them. “If she really wants to pay me back, then I think  have something in the garage that she can wear while we take care of all of this.”


Asa paled for a moment, before gritting her teeth. “Bring it, old man.”

A two parter about pizza? Yep, because pizza. Also, I’m that boring guy whose go to is just pepperoni.

Sleeping In

Dave hummed to himself as he walked into the house, slapping his hands together to get rid of any loose dust on them. It had been a good trip to Home Depot, and in the bag in his hands were the small things he would need to add locks to the guest rooms. In his garage were the things that made the trip take so long, and what made him itching to get lunch over with.


Of course, he now had three girls with probably empty stomachs, so he would need to make sure they hadn’t raided his pantry yet. Otherwise, he might have to go old school Convent rules on them. Then again, that was thinking that any of them other than Kell could lift an ax.


That did raise the question for where they had gone. He had taken a pretty big risk bringing them in here. They could have robbed him blind, been ready with weapons when he got back, but instead his house was fine. Even normal he would say.


That didn’t mean he didn’t need to still check on them though, and he made his way slowly upstairs to see if they were in their rooms perhaps. After all, they were young adults, and getting up as early as they did wasn’t normal for them. He would almost bet on it.


He would just need to gently wake them…


He blinked for a moment as he stared at the crowded bed in Asa and Sarah’s room. Kell’s breasts were smothering Asa’s head, who looked like she could barely breath while she slept. Asa on the other hand, caused him to think the brat had undressed as he could see her bra wrap now with how the blanket had slipped down. And Sarah, who had moved in her sleep, was not at face level with the other two, but instead had a foot hanging out of the top of the blanket.


He simply… stared for a few moments, before turning around and closing the door. They were college age after all, so he couldn’t judge them for experimenting too much while they were alone.


Besides, he had plenty to process without any of… that. Including what he wanted for lunch.

Did you think that was the only piece? No! Demon Chester graced us with a full sized Kell as well, instead of just chibi, so I hope you enjoy her like this too!